Pregnant Teenage Hospital was formed by 17 Juilliard School dropouts trying to make their way in the big city. They found a dusty old grimoire and cast a dark magic spell to fuse and merge their bodies in a kaleidoscopic and tainted mass of flesh bent on revenge. We killed the monstrosity before it was able to consume the Earth, then tanned and dried it’s hide to make our drum skins and wrapped its tendons in steel to make our guitar strings. Our name is an homage to their spirits, which wind their way into each song we play.