Pregnant Teenage Hospital was first formed over 13.8 billion years ago during an extremely sensual tennis match, the sexual friction led to a spark which led to a flame which led to PTH, after that moment we knew we had to play some instruments, at the time we wanted all leopard print instruments with real leopard fur but leopards were very expensive due to not existing yet so we had to both get part time jobs at a taco stand for very little money, after we had the money and got the instruments and the leopards we couldnt go through with poaching the leopards so we just had a long think about what to do, we released the leopards and about 13.8 billion years passed until a few tuesdays ago when we picked up our instruments